"Where are my stamps?" said Slatwall impatiently.
"They're in boxes waiting to be moved over here," I said.
"Well, I'm tired of waiting .... I want everyone to come see us," Slatwall moaned. "And where's that carpet you keep talking about?"
I smiled and said, "It's coming today, Slatwall! And in just a few more days it will be SATURDAY... and you know what that means -- we'll be open!"